A black succeeds

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What is Jason? Black.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

thumb_up thumb_down

Womens rights.

thumb_up thumb_down

black people. that is all...

thumb_up thumb_down

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Is Carly smart? No.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

thumb_up thumb_down -10

why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

CHEEZECAKE

thumb_up thumb_down -18

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops