How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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