- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

A baby seal walks into a club

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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