What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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Rick Perry.

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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blubber vaginass CC

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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William Raines.

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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Anti Joke

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