How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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George W. Bush

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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ekoj

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Womens Sports

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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Global Warming.

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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Chuck Norris died.

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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