The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

i have aids and a chode

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

black people. that is all...

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

potato

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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