- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

knock knock whos there .. derp

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

blubber vaginass CC

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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