What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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1+1= 69

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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