- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

Robin, get in the car.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

Turtles

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

American healthcare.

your all shit at jokes

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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