What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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A joke

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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