What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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Is Carly smart? No.

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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