What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

A baby seal walks in to a club

What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Kate

Oh...okay, good.

A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

the cow goes moo

Women rights..

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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