Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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What's 9 +10 19

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I got shot, you laughed

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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A joke

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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George W. Bush

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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