In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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What is a dog? Bark

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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I like jokes.

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That's unfortunate.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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