Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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