Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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Child Prostitution.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Kate

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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why did the chicken cross the road

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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jgkbk,mn

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Women's rights

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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