how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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George W. Bush

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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your all shit at jokes

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who just made fun of katie matt

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Knock Knock Come in.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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What is a dog? Bark

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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