An iguana walks out of a bar

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

Robin, get in the car.

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

Turtles

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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