Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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Womens Sports

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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