Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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