Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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I love you very much.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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