Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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George W. Bush

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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Is Carly smart? No.

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Global Warming.

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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Chuck Norris died.

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What is a dog? Bark

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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