How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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Womens rights.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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