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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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The WNBA.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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No joke.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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William Raines.

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black people. that is all...

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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