Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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That's unfortunate.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Kate

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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Military intelligence.

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Anti Joke

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