What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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That's unfortunate.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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Carlton

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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