Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

knock knock whos there .. derp

A joke

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

blubber vaginass CC

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

George W. Bush

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

Is Carly smart? No.

Global Warming.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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