- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

I love you very much.

A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

1+1= 69

...Jack Vale

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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