What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

What's red and silly? A blood clot

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

Military intelligence.

Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

A baby seal walks into a club

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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