Dani Barton = Stupid

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

penis

arse

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

The jets are a good team..

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

your all shit at jokes

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

A black succeeds

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

Is Carly smart? No.

William Raines.

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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