- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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