a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Jess Burns

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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A fish walks into a bar

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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A joke

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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