The jets are a good team..

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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i have aids and a chode

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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i like potatoes

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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Bob: The whale is a creature that isn't naturally capable of creating any kind of technologically advanced unit of operations? Spectator: Was that actually a question or a statement? Bob: To be candid, occasionally my mind registers the practically indelible impression that I am not competent enough to effectively articulate my relatively subtle thoughts of philosophical value. Spectator: What'd you attempt to explicate? Bob: Hello, contemporary. Spectator: That's definitely considerably better than, "Benevolent greeting to you, fellow indigenous inhabitants of the magnificant, planetary cynosure, Earth Prime." You've managed to improve! Bob: I shall try to emulate those simpletons of this planet in order to garner new allies. Maybe next time I should just stick with some traditional routines that many people currently practice on a daily basis. Now, it's time to examine some "test subjects" so to educate myself further on the nature of my numerous classmates, purported facillitators etc. Spectator: Bye. Bob: See you next time! Wow... I amaze myself with my ability to efficiently adapt to my circumstantial situations. I mean, I am a ninja student who has developed new skills at communication! Wait... nevermind. Bystander: man, were you just soliloquizing... and personally enjoying it? Bob: Ehhh,... No? Bystander: Was that a statement or a question?

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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