- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

black people. that is all...

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

Womens rights.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

Is Carly smart? No.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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