Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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Jess Burns

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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