Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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Shit.

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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