I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Women rights..

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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Kenny G

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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