What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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who just made fun of katie matt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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