- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

1+1= 69

Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

If life throws you lemons Catch them

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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