- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

I like jokes.

A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

Hello world

Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

I love you very much.

A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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