- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

George W. Bush

who just made fun of katie matt

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