Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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The jets are a good team..

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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Women's rights

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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