- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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