Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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William Raines.

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Hello world

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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Thumbs this up

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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