Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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Bob: The whale is a creature that isn't naturally capable of creating any kind of technologically advanced unit of operations? Spectator: Was that actually a question or a statement? Bob: To be candid, occasionally my mind registers the practically indelible impression that I am not competent enough to effectively articulate my relatively subtle thoughts of philosophical value. Spectator: What'd you attempt to explicate? Bob: Hello, contemporary. Spectator: That's definitely considerably better than, "Benevolent greeting to you, fellow indigenous inhabitants of the magnificant, planetary cynosure, Earth Prime." You've managed to improve! Bob: I shall try to emulate those simpletons of this planet in order to garner new allies. Maybe next time I should just stick with some traditional routines that many people currently practice on a daily basis. Now, it's time to examine some "test subjects" so to educate myself further on the nature of my numerous classmates, purported facillitators etc. Spectator: Bye. Bob: See you next time! Wow... I amaze myself with my ability to efficiently adapt to my circumstantial situations. I mean, I am a ninja student who has developed new skills at communication! Wait... nevermind. Bystander: man, were you just soliloquizing... and personally enjoying it? Bob: Ehhh,... No? Bystander: Was that a statement or a question?

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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Knock knock, come in.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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