What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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