- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a dog? Bark

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

Liars go to hell! -God

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

Knock knock, come in.

What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

I like jokes.

Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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