How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

Robin, get in the car.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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