- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

American healthcare.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

Womens rights.

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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