Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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The WNBA.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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William Raines.

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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black people. that is all...

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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Is Carly smart? No.

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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