- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

William Raines.

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

black people. that is all...

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

Johnny just finished his pie.

I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

This is not a joke.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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