In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Knock knock, come in.

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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