What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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Global Warming.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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