Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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Jess Burns

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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Obama

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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Brett Farve

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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