What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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