A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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What is a dog? Bark

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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