what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

What is Jason? Black.

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

A black succeeds

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

Is Carly smart? No.

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