An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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Steering Wheel Face.

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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No joke.

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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