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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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American healthcare.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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