A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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1+1= 69

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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I like to eat.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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Why Because

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Obama

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Anti Joke

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