if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

A baby seal walks into a club...

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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