- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

No joke.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

A black succeeds

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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