wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

Women rights..

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

I got shot, you laughed

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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