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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

james schmitt whats your last name

Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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