- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Well, this is fun.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

i have aids and a chode

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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