whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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Oh...okay, good.

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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I like to eat.

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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