- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

I like to eat.

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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