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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Dani Barton = Stupid

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

The jets are a good team..

i have aids and a chode

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

i like potatoes

penis

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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