What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

Well, this is fun.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Dani Barton = Stupid

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

The jets are a good team..

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

i have aids and a chode

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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