Women's rights

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

No.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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Steering Wheel Face.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Freedom of Speech

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

I got shot, you laughed

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

live babies

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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