- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

Dani Barton = Stupid

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

gays

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

Is Carly smart? No.

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

Religion

What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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