Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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Why Because

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Brett Farve

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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Freedom of Speech

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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live babies

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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