- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

No joke.

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

The mets are 3-0 this season

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What is a dog? Bark

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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