What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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live babies

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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does this look unsure to you?

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arse

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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