What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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james schmitt whats your last name

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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