What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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The WNBA.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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The jets are a good team..

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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i have aids and a chode

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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Women's rights

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penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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