- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

What is a dog? Bark

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

I like jokes.

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

That's unfortunate.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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