Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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Oh...okay, good.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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Jess Burns

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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Military intelligence.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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the cow goes moo

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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Women rights..

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jgkbk,mn

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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