- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

The jets are a good team..

Women's rights.

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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