Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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knock knock you may come in

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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Women's rights

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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Freedom of Speech

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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I got shot, you laughed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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