- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

did you ever see a butter fly?

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

Well, this is fun.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

The jets are a good team..

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

i like potatoes

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