some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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I like to eat.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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Anti Joke

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