- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

penis

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

The mets are 3-0 this season

Womens rights.

Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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