Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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i have aids and a chode

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The jets are a good team..

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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Women's rights

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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penis

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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Is Carly smart? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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