- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

The Aristocrats

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

Womens rights.

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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