- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

what is patrick wilson? smart

What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

Child Prostitution.

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

knock knock you may come in

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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