Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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son, you're adopted.

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Jess Burns

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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I like to eat.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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