- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

Womens rights.

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

potato

What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

Johnny just finished his pie.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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