What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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Rick Perry.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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Women's rights.

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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