penis

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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