You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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Kenny G

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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Women's rights

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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Scott

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Rick Perry.

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