- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, come here often? No.

How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

A baby seal walks in to a club

your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

Oh...okay, good.

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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