An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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William Raines.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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dildo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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