What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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the cow goes moo

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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why did the chicken cross the road

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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Obama

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Why Because

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Brett Farve

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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