- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

You are the third derivative of the position function.

Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

the cow goes moo

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

Turtles

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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