- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

Oh...okay, good.

wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

Robin, get in the car.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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