Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

Bob: The whale is a creature that isn't naturally capable of creating any kind of technologically advanced unit of operations? Spectator: Was that actually a question or a statement? Bob: To be candid, occasionally my mind registers the practically indelible impression that I am not competent enough to effectively articulate my relatively subtle thoughts of philosophical value. Spectator: What'd you attempt to explicate? Bob: Hello, contemporary. Spectator: That's definitely considerably better than, "Benevolent greeting to you, fellow indigenous inhabitants of the magnificant, planetary cynosure, Earth Prime." You've managed to improve! Bob: I shall try to emulate those simpletons of this planet in order to garner new allies. Maybe next time I should just stick with some traditional routines that many people currently practice on a daily basis. Now, it's time to examine some "test subjects" so to educate myself further on the nature of my numerous classmates, purported facillitators etc. Spectator: Bye. Bob: See you next time! Wow... I amaze myself with my ability to efficiently adapt to my circumstantial situations. I mean, I am a ninja student who has developed new skills at communication! Wait... nevermind. Bystander: man, were you just soliloquizing... and personally enjoying it? Bob: Ehhh,... No? Bystander: Was that a statement or a question?

What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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