How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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i have aids and a chode

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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No joke.

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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