There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Women's rights

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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Women's rights.

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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