- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

Turtles

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

William Raines.

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

black people. that is all...

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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