What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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balls in ya mouf

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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ASSCHEEKS

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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I love you very much.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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So a seal walks into a club...

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