what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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1+1= 69

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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