- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

Global Warming.

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

The Aristocrats

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

Womens rights.

Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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