what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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jgkbk,mn

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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Women's rights

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cc

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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