- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

Oh...okay, good.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

If life throws you lemons Catch them

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

Military intelligence.

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

Women rights..

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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