- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

Look at your hand. Made you look!

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

Women's rights

Global Warming.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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