What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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