A black guy walks in to a bar.

Kate

Oh...okay, good.

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

Women rights..

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

Women's rights

JUSTIN BEING SMART

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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