- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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