- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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