A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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Robin, get in the car.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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