An Amish walks into Best Buy

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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1+1= 69

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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the cow goes moo

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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