- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

Robin, get in the car.

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

Rick Perry.

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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