- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

American healthcare.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

I Love Hitler.

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

The Aristocrats

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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