Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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I love you very much.

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Anti Joke

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