Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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i have aids and a chode

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The jets are a good team..

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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No joke.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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The Aristocrats

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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balls in ya mouf

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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Bob: The whale is a creature that isn't naturally capable of creating any kind of technologically advanced unit of operations? Spectator: Was that actually a question or a statement? Bob: To be candid, occasionally my mind registers the practically indelible impression that I am not competent enough to effectively articulate my relatively subtle thoughts of philosophical value. Spectator: What'd you attempt to explicate? Bob: Hello, contemporary. Spectator: That's definitely considerably better than, "Benevolent greeting to you, fellow indigenous inhabitants of the magnificant, planetary cynosure, Earth Prime." You've managed to improve! Bob: I shall try to emulate those simpletons of this planet in order to garner new allies. Maybe next time I should just stick with some traditional routines that many people currently practice on a daily basis. Now, it's time to examine some "test subjects" so to educate myself further on the nature of my numerous classmates, purported facillitators etc. Spectator: Bye. Bob: See you next time! Wow... I amaze myself with my ability to efficiently adapt to my circumstantial situations. I mean, I am a ninja student who has developed new skills at communication! Wait... nevermind. Bystander: man, were you just soliloquizing... and personally enjoying it? Bob: Ehhh,... No? Bystander: Was that a statement or a question?

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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