What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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I like jokes.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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