A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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the cow goes moo

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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knock knock you may come in

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An antijoke

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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