- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

Well, this is fun.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

Dani Barton = Stupid

Women's rights.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

Religion

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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