you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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Womens rights.

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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I like jokes.

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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The government makes a good decision

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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