- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

An iguana walks out of a bar

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

Turtles

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

A black person in the NHL

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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