This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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Jasper sucks.

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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What's 9 +10 19

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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