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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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Turtles

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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Asians...

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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DERP

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What is Jason? Black.

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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