What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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William Raines.

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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black people. that is all...

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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potato

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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ASSCHEEKS

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CHEEZECAKE

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