- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

I got shot, you laughed

Turtles

If life hands you lemons Take them

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

Women's rights

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

William Raines.

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

Johnny just finished his pie.

why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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