Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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Eliza eh? Of you I do not know but at least you used the correct code yourself, I suppose Nero7 kept your existence hidden from most of us for a reason. This "point Zero" is no more, about time people got out of the fucking north pole anyways, he was buried there, as his identity and existence is better off kept secret from the outside world for reasons many, none the less because if he is found and identified, undesired company might track whatever loose threads he might have left, straight back to us and we are not exactly operating within the parameters of... Legality anymore. Listen, if you want to know more give me the code straight out (I could not care less about deciphering shit right now and we are leaving horseshit network anyways) And I will tell you what Major6 knows, because as far as the screams roaming these halls can tell, he is still alive, you just better be fast, my men and women are not exactly experts at keeping these people alive... Yet, but enough idle chitchat. If you are who you claim to be, you should have the code I need, bring it, and I will present you with the neccesary information... ...Fail to do so, and I suggest that you never address any of us again fair lady, while we can simply not be tracked down, the security here is... Do I need to say? Neo-Nero.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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