Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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Hair

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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Carlton

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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