A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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1+1= 69

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Child Prostitution.

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Oh...okay, good.

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Kate

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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