here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

William Raines.

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

I love you.

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

That's unfortunate.

why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

Guess what? Chicken butt

ASSCHEEKS

A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

This is not a joke.

What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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