A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

An iguana walks out of a bar

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

kennah campion... being nice

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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