- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

I got shot, you laughed

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

If life hands you lemons Take them

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

Turtles

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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