Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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Dallas Cowboys

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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You.

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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apple pie.

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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The Aristocrats

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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Womens rights.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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