What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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Well, this is fun.

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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i have aids and a chode

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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No joke.

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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