- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

What did the mole say? Nothing

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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