a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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1+1= 69

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I can't see my forehead

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Black people are innocent.

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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Jess Burns

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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