what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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Canada

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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josh simpson has cancer

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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to see a bad joke look above

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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