Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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The jets are a good team..

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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blubber vaginass CC

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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What is Jason? Black.

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Global Warming.

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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