- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

So a seal walks into a club...

wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

womens rights

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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