- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

Robin, get in the car.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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