What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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William Raines.

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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black people. that is all...

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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Is Carly smart? No.

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The Aristocrats

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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balls in ya mouf

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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