- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

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