chuck norris is a little b|tch

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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son, you're adopted.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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