- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That's unfortunate.

Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

Oh...okay, good.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

If life throws you lemons Catch them

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

Military intelligence.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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