- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

Itookasipasoda

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

No.

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

What's big and black? A black fridge.

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

What will happen when a black person die they die

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