Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

A black guy walks in to a bar.

Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

your moms so fat she has kankles

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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