What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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A black man killed someone

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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