- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

Rick Perry.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

tim tebow is a great quarterback

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

American healthcare.

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