There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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Rick Perry.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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Ruller

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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