What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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An antijoke

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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Scott

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Robin, get in the car.

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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