- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

What's 1+1? 4.

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

A man sat down Then he stood up

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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