How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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French people.

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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Laura Pratz..

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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