What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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Knock knock, come in.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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Anti Joke

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