A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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does this look unsure to you?

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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