Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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Jess Burns

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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An antijoke

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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Robin, get in the car.

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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