You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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1+1= 69

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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