- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

Child Prostitution.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Oh...okay, good.

Kate

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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