- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

The jets are a good team..

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

What is Jason? Black.

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

Global Warming.

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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