- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

I like jokes.

You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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