A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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Kim Kardashian.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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