What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

balls in ya mouf

roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

You.

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

Obama.

your going to die

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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