- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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