Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

the cow goes moo

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

your moms so fat she has kankles

An iguana walks out of a bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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