- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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