- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

Global Warming.

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

William Raines.

What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

what rhymes with sloth? rape

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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