Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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Scott

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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Rick Perry.

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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