- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I can't see my forehead

What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

What makes the world go round? Gravity.

A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

theres a fat guy

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

Rick Perry.

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