- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

Women's rights

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Global Warming.

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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