- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

You are the third derivative of the position function.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

So a seal walks into a club...

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

Jess Burns

womens rights

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

Women rights..

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

Ruller

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

An antijoke

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

An iguana walks out of a bar

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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