Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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why did the chicken cross the road

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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