- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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