In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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Liars go to hell! -God

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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I like jokes.

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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