- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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Global Warming.

Women's rights

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

No joke.

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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