- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

I love you.

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

I like jokes.

Knock knock, come in.

A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

This is not a joke.

CHEEZECAKE

Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

I love you very much.

crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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