- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i have aids and a chode

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

blubber vaginass CC

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

balls in ya mouf

yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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