How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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Turtles

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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Women's rights

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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The Aristocrats

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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