WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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blubber vaginass CC

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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make me a sandwich!

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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Poop

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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