Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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blubber vaginass CC

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William Raines.

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