Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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Three men are on a plane*. (*Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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