Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

i have aids and a chode

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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