- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

Global Warming.

No joke.

Women's rights

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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