A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

this is not a joke.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

Well, this is fun.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

Men's rights

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

What's 1+1? 4.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

Let's write an anti-joke. K.

Global Warming.

The WNBA.

Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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