There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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