- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

Guess what? SHADAP

Mmmmmmm Lemons

I like jokes.

Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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