Global Warming.

What is Jason? Black.

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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