- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

Nickelback

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

does this look unsure to you?

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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