How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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the cow goes moo

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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Scott

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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women's rights

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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