Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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