What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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I got shot, you laughed

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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i have aids and a chode

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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Laura Pratz..

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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