Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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Kate

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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