- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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