There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

Robin, get into the Batmobile.

What's funny? Women's rights.

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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