Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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Oh...okay, good.

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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