- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What's red and silly? A blood clot

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What's 9 +10 19

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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