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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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hahaha

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No.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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Exactly what?

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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The WNBA.

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The Theory of Relativity, proposed by the Jewish physicist Albert Einstein (1879-1955) in the early part of the 20th century, is one of the most significant scientific advances of our time. Although the concept of relativity was not introduced by Einstein, his major contribution was the recognition that the speed of light in a vacuum is constant and an absolute physical boundary for motion. This does not have a major impact on a person's day-to-day life since we travel at speeds much slower than light speed. For objects travelling near light speed, however, the theory of relativity states that objects will move slower and shorten in length from the point of view of an observer on Earth. Einstein also derived the famous equation, E = mc2, which reveals the equivalence of mass and energy. When Einstein applied his theory to gravitational fields, he derived the "curved space-time continuum" which depicts the dimensions of space and time as a two-dimensional surface where massive objects create valleys and dips in the surface. This aspect of relativity explained the phenomena of light bending around the sun, predicted black holes as well as the Cosmic Microwave Background Radiation (CMB) -- a discovery rendering fundamental anomalies in the classic Steady-State hypothesis. For his work on relativity, the photoelectric effect and blackbody radiation, Einstein received the Nobel Prize in 1921.

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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