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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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Hi my name is Bob

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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