A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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George W. Bush

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A black succeeds

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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your all shit at jokes

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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Is Carly smart? No.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What is a dog? Bark

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William Raines.

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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