- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

milly, milly, milly, cat

Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

Johnny just finished his pie.

Why Did the throw up He was sick

What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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