Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

What is Jason? Black.

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

black people. that is all...

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

I'm Spartacus

what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

Guess what? Chicken butt

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Knock knock, come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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