A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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I love you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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That's unfortunate.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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1+1= 69

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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