Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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I love you.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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I like jokes.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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