Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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Robin, get in the car.

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

A dwarf walks under a bar.

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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