An iguana walks out of a bar

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

Robin, get in the car.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

I got shot, you laughed

If life hands you lemons Take them

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

Women's rights

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

William Raines.

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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