What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Robin, get in the car.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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