wanna hear a joke? no

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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