Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

What will happen when a black person die they die

An iguana walks out of a bar

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

American healthcare.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

French people.

What's worse then Obama? Nothing

What's 1+1? 4.

Laura Pratz..

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