whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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