- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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Steering Wheel Face.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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