what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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wanna hear a joke? no

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Black people are innocent.

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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Anti Joke

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