- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

why did the chicken cross the road

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

Robin, get in the car.

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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