Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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