A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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Kenny G

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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No joke.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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