why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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i have aids and a chode

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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Dallas Cowboys

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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