- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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