Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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Exactly what?

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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Men's rights

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Hi my name is Bob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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