Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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ASSCHEEKS

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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the cow goes moo

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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