How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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French people.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

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your fat

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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blubber vaginass CC

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what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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I love you.

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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I like jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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