Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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Turtles

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live babies

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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does this look unsure to you?

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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DERP

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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arse

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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Is Carly smart? No.

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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