What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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NEVER

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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8====D {(0)}

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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Anti Joke

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