What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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live babies

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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A scottish man having fun

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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arse

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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blubber vaginass CC

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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