A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Robin, get in the car.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Women's rights

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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