Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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Ruller

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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American healthcare.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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