- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

your moms so fat she has kankles

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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