I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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1+1= 69

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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Carlton

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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