Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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Your mom.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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Anti Joke

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