Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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