how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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your momma's an antijoke

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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So one time this woman was learning...

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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Anti Joke

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