here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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The Aristocrats

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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hi my name is? joe

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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Anti Joke

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