how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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A horse walked into a barn...

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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