- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

what is white and sticky? glue.

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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