- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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