Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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Politics.

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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