Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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