Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Good.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Ruller

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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