Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

why did the chicken cross the road

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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