- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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