- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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