Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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who just made fun of katie matt

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Rick Perry.

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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My life

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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