What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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Women's Rights...

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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45.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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