Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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Penis.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Your mom.

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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