So this blonde walks into a library.

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

Five guys one rape.

What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

shabalabadingdong JLR

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

Women's rights.

Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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