- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

French people.

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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