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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

Your mom.

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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