There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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Winking at old people

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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