A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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Kim Kardashian.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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My life

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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The Bible

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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