- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

I like boys!!!!! CC

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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