- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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