- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

Laura Pratz..

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

The Bible

Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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