A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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what color is blue? green

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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