Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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your fat

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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Women's rights.

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