- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

shabalabadingdong JLR

what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

Like my status for a tbh?

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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