- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

what rhymes with sloth? rape

Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

what color is blue? green

Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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