What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

I am the sun. You are the moon.

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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