Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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Lacrosse

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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The Mets win the World Series

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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The Bible

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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