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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

What is bad at catch The twin towers

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Kim Kardashian.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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