What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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who just made fun of katie matt

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Chuck Norris died.

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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The Bible

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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