- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

womens rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

WOMEN'S RIGHTS

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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