A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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what happens when you wake up inception

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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Knock knock

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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knock knock. no one's home..

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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Anti Joke

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