- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

Women's rights.

Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

Wanna hear a joke? No.

knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

Your mom.

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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