Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

A black person in the NHL

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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