- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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