Kim Kardashian.

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Where to, sir? Forward.

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

What's 1+1? 4.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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