- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

Women's rights.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

Oh...okay, good.

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

What's big and black? A black fridge.

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Kim Kardashian.

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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