Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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I like your hair

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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My nipple is bleeding

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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I Love Hitler.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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The Mets win the World Series

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The Theory of Relativity, proposed by the Jewish physicist Albert Einstein (1879-1955) in the early part of the 20th century, is one of the most significant scientific advances of our time. Although the concept of relativity was not introduced by Einstein, his major contribution was the recognition that the speed of light in a vacuum is constant and an absolute physical boundary for motion. This does not have a major impact on a person's day-to-day life since we travel at speeds much slower than light speed. For objects travelling near light speed, however, the theory of relativity states that objects will move slower and shorten in length from the point of view of an observer on Earth. Einstein also derived the famous equation, E = mc2, which reveals the equivalence of mass and energy. When Einstein applied his theory to gravitational fields, he derived the "curved space-time continuum" which depicts the dimensions of space and time as a two-dimensional surface where massive objects create valleys and dips in the surface. This aspect of relativity explained the phenomena of light bending around the sun, predicted black holes as well as the Cosmic Microwave Background Radiation (CMB) -- a discovery rendering fundamental anomalies in the classic Steady-State hypothesis. For his work on relativity, the photoelectric effect and blackbody radiation, Einstein received the Nobel Prize in 1921.

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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