Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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wanna hear a joke? no

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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