Like my status for a tbh?

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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The AIDS patient was gay

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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Laura Pratz..

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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Women's Rights...

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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