17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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A man buys free health care...

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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Popsicles

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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Rick Perry.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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The.

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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women's rights

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