What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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