- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

Look at your hand. Made you look!

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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