What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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