why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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Asians...

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Women's Rights

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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