Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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2+2= 478

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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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God lets 3 people from hell come into heaven every year on chisrtmas based on how bad their last day on earth was. Its chistmas and god is standing a the gate of heaven and the first person comes up and god says, "Tell me what happend to you on your last day on earth" and the man says, " i thought my wife was cheating on me so i went to my apartment to check on her and i saw a man on the deck so pushed him off but i didnt know it was my brother. he caught onto the railing so i smashed his fingers with a sledge hammer and he fell 200 ft. Sadly he landed on a bush and survived and so i took the refridguator and through it on him but right after i did i had a heart atack" Then god lets him in to heaven. Then he has the next person come up and god asks him the same question. the man replies, " i was at my brotheres house when some crazy guy pushes me off the my brothers deck but luckily my fingers get caught onthe railing, Then the crazy guy takes a hammer and hits my fingers and i fall but land on a bush. Then the man throughs a refridguator and i get killed." God chuckles and lets him into heaven. The next person comes up and says," picture this, naked in a refridguator." excpaination: the man in tthe refriduator was cheating with the 1st mans wife.

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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