How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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Women's Rights...

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What's 1+1? 4.

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your fat

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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