your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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Kim Kardashian.

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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