- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

The Bible

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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