- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

Penis.

Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

What is bad at catch The twin towers

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

Like my status for a tbh?

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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