What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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Lacrosse

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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your fat

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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