What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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Your mom.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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French people.

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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