Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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I love you.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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Oh...okay, good.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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