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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

What's big and black? A black fridge.

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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