What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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Lacrosse

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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