- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

What's big and black? A black fridge.

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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