A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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