Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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Women's rights.

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Your mom.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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