why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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