- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

Laura Pratz..

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

The Bible

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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