Once upon of time an old man goes to a hospital and tells the doctor that he wants to get circumcised for the first time. The doctor says "Are you sure, you are 90 years old" and the old man says "please doc, just do it." So he goes on with the procedure and the old man is very happy. He returns home with his foreskin and keeps it inside a small box. The old man goes out for dinner and comes home to see his foreskin missing. He gets very angry and asked his daughter "Have you seen my little box?" Daughter says no. He asked his son-in-law "Did you take my box with my foreskin?" Son in law says "No, never." The old man asks the dog "Doggie, did you take my foreskin?" The dog says "Why yes, yes I did." The old man angrily says "Well give it back!" The dog says "I will give your foreskin back if you do me one favor." The old man says "What is it?" The dog says "Three blocks down the street there is a purple house with a cute dog that I would like you to bring to me to go on a date with. Bring her to me and I'll give you back the box." So the old man walks three blocks down the street and spots the purple house. He knocks on the door and a woman opens the door. The old man asks "Excuse me ma'am, i just got circumsized yesterday and I was wondering if I can borrow your dog for just one night because my dog some how blackmailed me and kept my foreskin and said that if I can get my dog and your dog together he would give me my foreskin back." The woman replies " Who the FFFFF are you?!!!"

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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Oh...okay, good.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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Asians...

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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women's rights

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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