Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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Women's Rights...

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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make me a sandwich!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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