- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

womens rights

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

WOMEN'S RIGHTS

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

Lacrosse

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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