What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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women's rights

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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I Love Hitler.

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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Laura Pratz..

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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The Theory of Relativity, proposed by the Jewish physicist Albert Einstein (1879-1955) in the early part of the 20th century, is one of the most significant scientific advances of our time. Although the concept of relativity was not introduced by Einstein, his major contribution was the recognition that the speed of light in a vacuum is constant and an absolute physical boundary for motion. This does not have a major impact on a person's day-to-day life since we travel at speeds much slower than light speed. For objects travelling near light speed, however, the theory of relativity states that objects will move slower and shorten in length from the point of view of an observer on Earth. Einstein also derived the famous equation, E = mc2, which reveals the equivalence of mass and energy. When Einstein applied his theory to gravitational fields, he derived the "curved space-time continuum" which depicts the dimensions of space and time as a two-dimensional surface where massive objects create valleys and dips in the surface. This aspect of relativity explained the phenomena of light bending around the sun, predicted black holes as well as the Cosmic Microwave Background Radiation (CMB) -- a discovery rendering fundamental anomalies in the classic Steady-State hypothesis. For his work on relativity, the photoelectric effect and blackbody radiation, Einstein received the Nobel Prize in 1921.

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I love you.

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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guess what?

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P0P T4Rt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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