A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Kim Kardashian.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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