What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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I love you.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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guess what?

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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