A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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I Love Hitler.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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Female Athletics

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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P0P T4Rt

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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