Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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Rick Perry.

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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