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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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France never surrender.

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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