why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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