- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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