Women's Rights

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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I love you.

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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