- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

who just made fun of katie matt

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

Rick Perry.

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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