A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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