- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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