Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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