What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Laura Pratz..

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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The Bible

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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Anti Joke

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