-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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My life

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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Women's Rights...

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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Guess what? SHADAP

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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