What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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