- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

So this blonde walks into a library.

Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

ceiling mounted bonerss CC

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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