what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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