why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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I love you.

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45.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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guess what?

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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