What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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I like your hair

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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My nipple is bleeding

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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The Mets win the World Series

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The Theory of Relativity, proposed by the Jewish physicist Albert Einstein (1879-1955) in the early part of the 20th century, is one of the most significant scientific advances of our time. Although the concept of relativity was not introduced by Einstein, his major contribution was the recognition that the speed of light in a vacuum is constant and an absolute physical boundary for motion. This does not have a major impact on a person's day-to-day life since we travel at speeds much slower than light speed. For objects travelling near light speed, however, the theory of relativity states that objects will move slower and shorten in length from the point of view of an observer on Earth. Einstein also derived the famous equation, E = mc2, which reveals the equivalence of mass and energy. When Einstein applied his theory to gravitational fields, he derived the "curved space-time continuum" which depicts the dimensions of space and time as a two-dimensional surface where massive objects create valleys and dips in the surface. This aspect of relativity explained the phenomena of light bending around the sun, predicted black holes as well as the Cosmic Microwave Background Radiation (CMB) -- a discovery rendering fundamental anomalies in the classic Steady-State hypothesis. For his work on relativity, the photoelectric effect and blackbody radiation, Einstein received the Nobel Prize in 1921.

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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