Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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I can't see my forehead

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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Penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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