What is bad at catch The twin towers

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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French people.

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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noodles

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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I love you.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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