You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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Carlton

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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