A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

Wanna hear a joke? No.

What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

Look at your hand. Made you look!

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

Rick Perry.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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