Kim Kardashian.

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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Women's Rights...

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What's 1+1? 4.

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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