How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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What's 1+1? 4.

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The Bible

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Female Athletics

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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