- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

Rick Perry.

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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