What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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I can't see my forehead

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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