- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

Your mom.

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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