why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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Oh...okay, good.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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Asians...

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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women's rights

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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