The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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