why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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womens rights

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

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the your face joke

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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Anti Joke

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