Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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I love you very much.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Rob Bell

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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What's big? Jupiter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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I'm funny.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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