What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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