- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

How Long is a Chinese man.

What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

What is bad at catch The twin towers

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's big and black? A black fridge.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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