- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

What is bad at catch The twin towers

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

The joke below me is retarded

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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