What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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9/11.

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o | ,'~'. / \ | ____|_ | '___,,_' .----------------. | ||(o |o)| ( KILL ALL HUMANS! ) | ------- ,----------------' | _____| -' \ '####, ------- /________\ ( ) |) '_ ' ,------|\ _ /_ / | |_\ || /_ /| | o| _\ _|| /_ / | | |\ _\____//' | ( ( | | | (_,_,_,____/ \ _\ | ------| \ _\|_________| \ _\ \__\\__\ |__| |__||__| ||/__/ |__||__| |__||__| |__||__| /__)/__) /__//__/ /__//__/ /__//__/. .' '. '. (_kOs____)____)

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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666

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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