- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

What's long brown and sticky? S**t

So this blonde walks into a library.

Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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