"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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