A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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I love you.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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