Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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wanna hear a joke? no

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Once upon of time an old man goes to a hospital and tells the doctor that he wants to get circumcised for the first time. The doctor says "Are you sure, you are 90 years old" and the old man says "please doc, just do it." So he goes on with the procedure and the old man is very happy. He returns home with his foreskin and keeps it inside a small box. The old man goes out for dinner and comes home to see his foreskin missing. He gets very angry and asked his daughter "Have you seen my little box?" Daughter says no. He asked his son-in-law "Did you take my box with my foreskin?" Son in law says "No, never." The old man asks the dog "Doggie, did you take my foreskin?" The dog says "Why yes, yes I did." The old man angrily says "Well give it back!" The dog says "I will give your foreskin back if you do me one favor." The old man says "What is it?" The dog says "Three blocks down the street there is a purple house with a cute dog that I would like you to bring to me to go on a date with. Bring her to me and I'll give you back the box." So the old man walks three blocks down the street and spots the purple house. He knocks on the door and a woman opens the door. The old man asks "Excuse me ma'am, i just got circumsized yesterday and I was wondering if I can borrow your dog for just one night because my dog some how blackmailed me and kept my foreskin and said that if I can get my dog and your dog together he would give me my foreskin back." The woman replies " Who the FFFFF are you?!!!"

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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