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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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Gay rights

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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women's rights

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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ASSCHEEKS

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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