What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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theres a fat guy

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

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