- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

what happens when you wake up inception

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

Jews who wear penny loafers...

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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