- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

How Long is a Chinese man.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

What is bad at catch The twin towers

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

The AIDS patient was gay

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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