- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Penis.

How Long is a Chinese man.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

What's big and black? A black fridge.

The joke below me is retarded

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

The AIDS patient was gay

What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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