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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

The joke below me is retarded

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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