Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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The joke below me is retarded

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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who just made fun of katie matt

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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