Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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Penis.

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Kim Kardashian.

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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