A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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