Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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I love you.

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guess what?

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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Anti Joke

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