How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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The AIDS patient was gay

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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Guess what? SHADAP

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Winking at old people

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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