Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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theres a fat guy

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Penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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Lacrosse

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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