The Mets win the World Series

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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The Bible

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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P0P T4Rt

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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Anti Joke

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