A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

What's 1+1? 4.

I AM DISSAPOINTED

Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

Guess what? SHADAP

What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

What's brown? My toilet hahaha

wanna hear a joke? no

Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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