What is bad at catch The twin towers

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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The AIDS patient was gay

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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