theres a fat guy

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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