Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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guess what?

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I love you.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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