How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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My nipple is bleeding

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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Laura Pratz..

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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apple pie.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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The Mets win the World Series

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The Theory of Relativity, proposed by the Jewish physicist Albert Einstein (1879-1955) in the early part of the 20th century, is one of the most significant scientific advances of our time. Although the concept of relativity was not introduced by Einstein, his major contribution was the recognition that the speed of light in a vacuum is constant and an absolute physical boundary for motion. This does not have a major impact on a person's day-to-day life since we travel at speeds much slower than light speed. For objects travelling near light speed, however, the theory of relativity states that objects will move slower and shorten in length from the point of view of an observer on Earth. Einstein also derived the famous equation, E = mc2, which reveals the equivalence of mass and energy. When Einstein applied his theory to gravitational fields, he derived the "curved space-time continuum" which depicts the dimensions of space and time as a two-dimensional surface where massive objects create valleys and dips in the surface. This aspect of relativity explained the phenomena of light bending around the sun, predicted black holes as well as the Cosmic Microwave Background Radiation (CMB) -- a discovery rendering fundamental anomalies in the classic Steady-State hypothesis. For his work on relativity, the photoelectric effect and blackbody radiation, Einstein received the Nobel Prize in 1921.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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