- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

What's 1+1? 4.

Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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