A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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Laura Pratz..

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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My life

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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