Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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I love you.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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