Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

The joke below me is retarded

The AIDS patient was gay

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

Gay rights

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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