The AIDS patient was gay

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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