Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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Lacrosse

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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My life

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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45.

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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