What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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