Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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Gay rights

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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wanna hear a joke? no

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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