what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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Women's rights.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Penis.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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The.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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