- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

Roses are red Violets are blue

What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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