Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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