Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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My nipple is bleeding

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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