How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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wanna hear a joke? no

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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theres a fat guy

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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The AIDS patient was gay

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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