- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

theres a fat guy

Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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