Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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Sarah Palin

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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what happens when you wake up inception

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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