Rick Perry.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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hi bye

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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