- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

The AIDS patient was gay

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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