- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

womens rights

The joke below me is retarded

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

A black guy gets arrested...

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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