Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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A black man without problems.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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