Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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Liars go to hell! -God

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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Hi Adam,

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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A hayride would be fun.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Rick Perry.

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