Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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Hey, you have small hands.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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