how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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Women's Rights

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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