why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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YOLO

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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Politics.

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

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