How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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Netball.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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Womens Basketball.

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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