How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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Yo Mamma

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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Anti Joke

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