Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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Netball.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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Womens Basketball.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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My nipple is bleeding

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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Hi my name is Bob

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Teacher: Be creative and original! Student A: Teacher, why do you want us to change our monikers? I'm fine the way I am. After all, I'm unique... just like everybody else... Teacher: Why don't I have the brilliant children? Student B: Chance/randomness plays a large part in our everyday lives. Take for example the life of Bob- a paragon for human normality. He gets up in the morning each and every single day to be greeted by an arbitrary occurrence. Although it sometimes serves Bob good, it could also aggrandize his human well of detriment. Teacher, do you want me to continue? Teacher: I retract my earlier statement. Some of the children are brilliant, but most are not. Hence I'm going to say that I have a normal class of students. Student B: Teacher, you didn't answer my last question of which I addressed to you specifically.

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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