2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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