Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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