A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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Yo Mamma

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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Netball.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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Anti Joke

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