- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

what do u call a black person a black person dehh

Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

Hey, you have small hands.

I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

Hi my name is Bob

A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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