There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Hi my name is Bob

thumb_up thumb_down

A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

thumb_up thumb_down

Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

thumb_up thumb_down -4

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

thumb_up thumb_down -4

i have cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Yo Mamma

thumb_up thumb_down -10

what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

thumb_up thumb_down -132

Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

thumb_up thumb_down +89

Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

thumb_up thumb_down +65

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down +57

Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

thumb_up thumb_down +53

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops