What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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Womens Basketball.

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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