Netball.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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