Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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what happens when you wake up inception

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Women's Rights

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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Hi my name is Bob

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Anti Joke

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