- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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