What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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what color is blue? green

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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