Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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The Bible

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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