- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

My nipple is bleeding

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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