What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Anti Joke

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