Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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A black man without problems.

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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