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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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