- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

A black guy gets arrested...

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

I have a knock knock joke. You start.

Hey, you have small hands.

When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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