How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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Womens Basketball.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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