A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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Itookasipasoda

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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