Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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