- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Poop.

What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

9/11

Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

what color is blue? green

why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

Netball.

KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

Knock Knock, Come in.

How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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