What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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Womens Basketball.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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