why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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Womens Basketball.

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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Diana and victoria

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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Women's Rights

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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