What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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Women's Rights

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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Yah? Well your a ********

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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69.... is a number

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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Anti Joke

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