A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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