Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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what color is blue? green

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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