A black man without problems.

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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Anti Joke

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