Yah? Well your a ********

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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