- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

what happens when you wake up inception

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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