- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

How Long is a Chinese man.

There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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