- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

Yo Mamma

I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

A baby seal walks into a club...

Politics.

Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

Womens Basketball.

Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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