- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

wanna hear a joke? no

You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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