- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

Hey, you have small hands.

My nipple is bleeding

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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