Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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