what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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hi im paul!

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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