how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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You're on fire.

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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