Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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Womens Basketball.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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Anti Joke

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