What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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