A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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A black guy gets arrested...

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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