Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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I like jokes.

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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