Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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