where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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I'm funny.

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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what happens when you wake up inception

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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