Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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hi im paul!

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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Netball.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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