- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

my names jim haha

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

Netball.

Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

Animal

why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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