Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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Netball.

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You're on fire.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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