What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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pussy enough said

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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i have cancer

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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hi im paul!

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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Womens Basketball.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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