What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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