Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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