What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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I'm funny.

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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