why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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my names jim haha

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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