Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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my names jim haha

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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