LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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