Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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knock knock. no one's home..

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Teacher: Be creative and original! Student A: Teacher, why do you want us to change our monikers? I'm fine the way I am. After all, I'm unique... just like everybody else... Teacher: Why don't I have the brilliant children? Student B: Chance/randomness plays a large part in our everyday lives. Take for example the life of Bob- a paragon for human normality. He gets up in the morning each and every single day to be greeted by an arbitrary occurrence. Although it sometimes serves Bob good, it could also aggrandize his human well of detriment. Teacher, do you want me to continue? Teacher: I retract my earlier statement. Some of the children are brilliant, but most are not. Hence I'm going to say that I have a normal class of students. Student B: Teacher, you didn't answer my last question of which I addressed to you specifically.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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Anti Joke

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