What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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black

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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The economy.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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