- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

hi im paul!

Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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