- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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