why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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Diana and victoria

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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pussy enough said

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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i have cancer

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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