Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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hi im paul!

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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Netball.

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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pussy enough said

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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