A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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