- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

You're on fire.

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

Animal

My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

Knock Knock! Come in.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

i like pie

Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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