Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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