How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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hi im paul!

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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Animal

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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