A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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