What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

Nice legs....What time do they open?

extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

why did the black man drown? he cant swim

What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

Magic Johnson has AIDS

why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

I like boys!!!!! CC

a man walks into a bar and dies

There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

Diana and victoria

What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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