Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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minorities

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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