Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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You're on fire.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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