Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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hi im paul!

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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Netball.

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You're on fire.

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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pussy enough said

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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