How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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