"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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You're on fire.

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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pussy enough said

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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