A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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black

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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