So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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pussy enough said

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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Hey, you have small hands.

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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A black person in the NHL

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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Knock knock, come in.

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