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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

a man walks into a bar and dies

A fairly-priced Apple computer.

Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

Hey, you have small hands.

I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

Hi my name is Bob

A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

i have cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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