Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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