what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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Hi my name is Bob

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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Yo Mamma

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my names jim haha

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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