- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's funnier than 24? 25.

my names jim haha

What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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