Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

What's worse then Obama? Nothing

my names jim haha

What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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