- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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