- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

My mom touched my wiener : \

What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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