I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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my names jim haha

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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