- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

I have a knock knock joke. You start.

Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

My nipple is bleeding

A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

i have cancer

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Yo Mamma

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