What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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Anti Joke

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