What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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Poop.

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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