where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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Womens Basketball.

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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A black guy gets arrested...

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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