here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

My wife has terminal cancer.

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

A black person in the NHL

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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