If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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Netball.

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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Hey, you have small hands.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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