The AIDS patient was gay

So - this baby seal walked into a club.

Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

What's worse then Obama? Nothing

Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

Knock knock, come in.

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