How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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pussy enough said

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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A black person in the NHL

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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