What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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Netball.

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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pussy enough said

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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