- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

Knock Knock! Come in.

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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