Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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