Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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