Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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Diana and victoria

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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