- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

Yo Mamma

What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

my names jim haha

FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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