Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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Womens Basketball.

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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