Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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Womens Basketball.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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what happens when you wake up inception

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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Anti Joke

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