Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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minorities

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Netball.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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