What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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Womens Basketball.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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I'm funny.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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Hey, you have small hands.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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