whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

What's worse then Obama? Nothing

Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

Knock knock, come in.

my names jim haha

What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

Knock Knock, Come in.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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