Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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Hey, you have small hands.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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Gay rights

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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9/11

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Politics.

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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Anti Joke

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