what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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Gay rights

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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A black man without problems.

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who farted i did :]

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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