What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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Itookasipasoda

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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I'm funny.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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A black person in the NHL

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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