Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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i have cancer

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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One day a girl comes home crying to her father. Father, Father! She says, a boy i met touched my shoulder! Like this? Her father says and touches her shoulder. Yes just like that, a bad part was that he kissed me on my lips! Like this? her father says and kisses her on the lips. Yes just like that but the WORST thing was he stuck his you know what into my you know where. Like this? Her father says as he sticks his you know what into her you know where. Yes just like that father but he had AIDS! ......( Awkward silence)..... oh shit.

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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Animal

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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