- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

A baby seal walks into a club...

why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

Hey, you have small hands.

I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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