Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Knock knock, come in.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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A black man without problems.

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who farted i did :]

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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minorities

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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