- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

A fairly-priced Apple computer.

Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

I am the sun. You are the moon.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

my names jim haha

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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