Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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Womens Basketball.

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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