How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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I'm funny.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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The AIDS patient was gay

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Knock knock, come in.

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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Anti Joke

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