- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

Netball.

How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

Hey, you have small hands.

Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

Gay rights

So a baby seal walks into a club.

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