- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

So - this baby seal walked into a club.

If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

Hey, you have small hands.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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