why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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noodles

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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