Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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One day a girl comes home crying to her father. Father, Father! She says, a boy i met touched my shoulder! Like this? Her father says and touches her shoulder. Yes just like that, a bad part was that he kissed me on my lips! Like this? her father says and kisses her on the lips. Yes just like that but the WORST thing was he stuck his you know what into my you know where. Like this? Her father says as he sticks his you know what into her you know where. Yes just like that father but he had AIDS! ......( Awkward silence)..... oh shit.

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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hi im paul!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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A black guy gets arrested...

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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