How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

What's funnier than 24? 25.

A baby seal walks into a club...

what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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