What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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pussy enough said

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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Teacher: Be creative and original! Student A: Teacher, why do you want us to change our monikers? I'm fine the way I am. After all, I'm unique... just like everybody else... Teacher: Why don't I have the brilliant children? Student B: Chance/randomness plays a large part in our everyday lives. Take for example the life of Bob- a paragon for human normality. He gets up in the morning each and every single day to be greeted by an arbitrary occurrence. Although it sometimes serves Bob good, it could also aggrandize his human well of detriment. Teacher, do you want me to continue? Teacher: I retract my earlier statement. Some of the children are brilliant, but most are not. Hence I'm going to say that I have a normal class of students. Student B: Teacher, you didn't answer my last question of which I addressed to you specifically.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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