Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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your mom

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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pussy enough said

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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