Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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knock knock. no one's home..

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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