Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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pussy enough said

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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Hey, you have small hands.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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Teacher: Be creative and original! Student A: Teacher, why do you want us to change our monikers? I'm fine the way I am. After all, I'm unique... just like everybody else... Teacher: Why don't I have the brilliant children? Student B: Chance/randomness plays a large part in our everyday lives. Take for example the life of Bob- a paragon for human normality. He gets up in the morning each and every single day to be greeted by an arbitrary occurrence. Although it sometimes serves Bob good, it could also aggrandize his human well of detriment. Teacher, do you want me to continue? Teacher: I retract my earlier statement. Some of the children are brilliant, but most are not. Hence I'm going to say that I have a normal class of students. Student B: Teacher, you didn't answer my last question of which I addressed to you specifically.

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