- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Netball.

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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