What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

Whats 9 + 10 19

why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

a man walks into a bar and dies

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

A fairly-priced Apple computer.

Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

I'm funny.

Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

Hitler. lol, sucks.

A black guy gets arrested...

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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