why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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Itookasipasoda

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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