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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

My wife has terminal cancer.

Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

Hey, you have small hands.

Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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