Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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what happens when you wake up inception

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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my names jim haha

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A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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YOLO

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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