- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

A fairly-priced Apple computer.

Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

I'm funny.

Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

A black guy gets arrested...

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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