Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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