- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

A black guy gets arrested...

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

i have cancer

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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