- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

Knock Knock! Come in.

Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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