- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Knock Knock! Come in.

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