What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

Politics.

doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

Where did John go? Refrigerator

whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

I like boys!!!!! CC

Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

Knock Knock! Come in.

what happens when you wake up inception

Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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