Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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clamidia

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The joke below me is retarded

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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Anti Joke

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