Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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i have cancer

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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Politics.

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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