What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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You're on fire.

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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Womens Basketball.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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