- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

Hey, you have small hands.

What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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