Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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Diana and victoria

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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i have cancer

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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