Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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knock knock. no one's home..

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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my names jim haha

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A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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Anti Joke

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