What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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I'm funny.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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A black guy gets arrested...

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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Hi my name is Bob

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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i have cancer

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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my names jim haha

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