Hi my name is Bob

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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i have cancer

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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my names jim haha

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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