- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

i have cancer

What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

Hi my name is Bob

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