why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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