When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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A black guy gets arrested...

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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