I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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Diana and victoria

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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