- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes! STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

Hey, you have small hands.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!