What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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I can't see my forehead

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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