When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

black

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

thumb_up thumb_down -9

knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

thumb_up thumb_down -39

This is a joke for Homeless people:

thumb_up thumb_down -49

How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

thumb_up thumb_down -63

"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

thumb_up thumb_down -71

knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

thumb_up thumb_down +96

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

thumb_up thumb_down +70

why did the black man drown? he cant swim

thumb_up thumb_down +46

How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

thumb_up thumb_down +36

KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops