Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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My nipple is bleeding

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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