I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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YOLO

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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