What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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YOLO

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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