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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

You're on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

Hitler. lol, sucks.

Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

Hey, you have small hands.

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