Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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Womens Basketball.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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