Hey, you have small hands.

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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guess what?

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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