Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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666

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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