Whats a cat? A cat!

Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

knock knock. no one's home..

Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

Womens rights

What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

A black man without problems.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

This is a joke for Homeless people:

What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

Politics.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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