2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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Women's Rights

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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