Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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Women's Rights

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what happens when you wake up inception

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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Hi my name is Bob

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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