why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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You're on fire.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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