A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Yo Mamma

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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Womens Basketball.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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Diana and victoria

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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