what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

A black guy gets arrested...

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

This is a joke for Homeless people:

Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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