What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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