Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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Hey, you have small hands.

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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