What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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Yah? Well your a ********

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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