robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

what do u call a black person a black person dehh

what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

Hey, you have small hands.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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