A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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Diana and victoria

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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what happens when you wake up inception

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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