Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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Anti Joke

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