Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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69.... is a number

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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