What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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i have cancer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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hi im paul!

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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Womens Basketball.

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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