- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

Netball.

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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