What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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Animal

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I'm funny.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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