You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

I am the sun. You are the moon.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

So a baby seal walks into a club.

what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

Whats 9 + 10 19

doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Nice legs....What time do they open?

extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

21

here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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