pussy enough said

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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hi im paul!

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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Anti Joke

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