a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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girls basketball

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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