What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

i have cancer

Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

hi im paul!

Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

I like boys!!!!! CC

A fairly-priced Apple computer.

Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

Anti Joke

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