What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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