What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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Your eye color is very unique.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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women's rights

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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