You're on fire.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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