- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

my names jim haha

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

Animal

where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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