What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Animal

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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pussy enough said

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