why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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The economy.

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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i have cancer

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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