A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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