( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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You're on fire.

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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A black guy gets arrested...

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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Anti Joke

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