FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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Hi Adam,

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Libraries.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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A hayride would be fun.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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clamidia

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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