whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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2+2= 478

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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