Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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Netball.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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girls basketball

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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Anti Joke

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