What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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anti-joke teehee

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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Anti Joke

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