- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

i like pie

Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

Womens rights

After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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