Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

Libraries.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

A hayride would be fun.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

your mom

How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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