What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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anti-joke teehee

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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A hayride would be fun.

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your mom

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