A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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Libraries.

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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