Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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Your mother is so fat.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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