What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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