what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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Your mother is so fat.

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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anti-joke teehee

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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