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Your mother is so fat.

Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

you know what they say... hydrate or die

What's bad for your teeth? A brick

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

What's worse then Obama? Nothing

God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

That's as gay as AIDS.

Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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