What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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A hayride would be fun.

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your mom

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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Your mother is so fat.

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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Anti Joke

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