Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

Hi Adam,

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Libraries.

What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

So - this baby seal walked into a club.

What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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