How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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Welcome to Watchmojo dot com and today we'll be talking about the Top 10 numbers from 1 through 10. In this episode we will be discussing which numbers from 1 to 10 gain popularity and mainstream appeal amongst people from all over the world. Number 10. 10 (Ten) Number 9. 6 (Six) Number 8. 8 (Eight) Number 7. 4 (Four) Number 6. 5 (Five) Number 5. 3 (Three) Number 4. 2 (Two) Number 3. 9 (Nine) Number 2. 7 (Seven) Here are some honorable mentions: 3.14 9.9 1 and a half Number 1. 1 (One)

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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