How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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Itookasipasoda

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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Your mother is so fat.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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Reduce, reuse, recycle Anti-joke.com

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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