Your mother is so fat.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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