A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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YOLO

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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2+2= 478

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The NBA lockout

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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