Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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