What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Hey guess what? Nevermind.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

What's bad for your teeth? A brick

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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