Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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The NBA lockout

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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i like pie

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Reduce, reuse, recycle Anti-joke.com

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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