- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

you know what they say... hydrate or die

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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