There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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