Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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