What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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The economy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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