why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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Reduce, reuse, recycle Anti-joke.com

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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I like turtoes.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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