- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

your mom

minorities

equality for women

why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

Itookasipasoda

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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