Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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i like pie

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what happens when you wake up inception

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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