What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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Miami Heat.

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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anti-joke teehee

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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