Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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anti-joke teehee

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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Asian NASCAR.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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