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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

My wife has terminal cancer.

I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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