- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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