- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

A horse walked into a barn...

A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

What's worse then Obama? Nothing

Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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