hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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