if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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Miami Heat.

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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