Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Yo Mamma

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

thumb_up thumb_down -23

I like turtoes.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

thumb_up thumb_down -47

I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

thumb_up thumb_down -71

Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

thumb_up thumb_down -95

What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

thumb_up thumb_down -127

( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

thumb_up thumb_down +128

whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

thumb_up thumb_down +80

-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

thumb_up thumb_down +68

Your eye color is very unique.

thumb_up thumb_down +60

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

thumb_up thumb_down +52

A hayride would be fun.

thumb_up thumb_down +48

In Soviet Russia its very cold

thumb_up thumb_down +44

where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

thumb_up thumb_down +40

A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

thumb_up thumb_down +36

why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

thumb_up thumb_down +22

BUT HWY?

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops