What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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your mom

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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equality for women

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You're on fire.

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minorities

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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Miami Heat.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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