What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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A hayride would be fun.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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Your mother is so fat.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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i like pie

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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