Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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