i like pie

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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