Hey guess what? Nevermind.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

So a baby seal walks into a club.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

LOL -LOL GUY

A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

Hi Adam,

Libraries.

thumbs up!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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