- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

My wife has terminal cancer.

why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

i like pie

Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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