Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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One day a girl comes home crying to her father. Father, Father! She says, a boy i met touched my shoulder! Like this? Her father says and touches her shoulder. Yes just like that, a bad part was that he kissed me on my lips! Like this? her father says and kisses her on the lips. Yes just like that but the WORST thing was he stuck his you know what into my you know where. Like this? Her father says as he sticks his you know what into her you know where. Yes just like that father but he had AIDS! ......( Awkward silence)..... oh shit.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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equality for women

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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