What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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