knock knock. no one's home..

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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i have cancer

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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Asian NASCAR.

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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