a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

Politics.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

BUT HWY?

a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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