Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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Reduce, reuse, recycle Anti-joke.com

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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your mom

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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