- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

In Soviet Russia its very cold

2+2= 478

A fairly-priced Apple computer.

You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

you know what they say... hydrate or die

Womens rights

Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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