Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

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