What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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