- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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