- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

Knock Knock! Come in.

I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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