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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

My wife has terminal cancer.

What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

What's worse then Obama? Nothing

Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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