- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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