Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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A hayride would be fun.

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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2+2= 478

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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