- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

My wife has terminal cancer.

why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

i like pie

Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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