- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

i like pie

Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

you know what they say... hydrate or die

Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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