How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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