Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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2+2= 478

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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