What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Libraries.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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clamidia

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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