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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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knock knock. no one's home..

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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i have cancer

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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