Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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Asian NASCAR.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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2+2= 478

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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