Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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who farted i did :]

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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