- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

you know what they say... hydrate or die

Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

Womens rights

If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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