What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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Miami Heat.

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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anti-joke teehee

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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Hi Adam,

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thumbs up!

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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Anti Joke

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