girls basketball

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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LOL -LOL GUY

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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A hayride would be fun.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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