Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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