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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

Why did the baby die? It got shot.

whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

My wife has terminal cancer.

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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