- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

Hello, nice to meet you.

A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

What's round and red? A round and red solid.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

That's as gay as AIDS.

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