The NBA lockout

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

Miami Heat.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

9/11

Hi Adam,

Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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