What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Asian NASCAR.

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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Hi Adam,

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Anti Joke

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