Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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Miami Heat.

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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Yo Mamma

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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Hi Adam,

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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A hayride would be fun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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