A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

girls basketball

wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

What's round and red? A round and red solid.

What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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