- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

Your eye color is very unique.

What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

A hayride would be fun.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

Miami Heat.

Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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