What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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9/11

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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A hayride would be fun.

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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Itookasipasoda

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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