Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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