Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Hi Adam,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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Libraries.

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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