There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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A hayride would be fun.

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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Miami Heat.

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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