Itookasipasoda

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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Libraries.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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