A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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girls basketball

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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