Miami Heat.

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Reduce, reuse, recycle Anti-joke.com

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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