I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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Miami Heat.

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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