What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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The NBA lockout

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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Miami Heat.

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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anti-joke teehee

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Womens rights

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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Hi Adam,

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thumbs up!

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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