- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

I have a knock knock joke. You start.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

That's as gay as AIDS.

9/11

2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

What's better than group sex? Gang rape

What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

A hayride would be fun.

How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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