extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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2+2= 478

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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The NBA lockout

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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i have cancer

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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Anti Joke

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