Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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9/11

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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equality for women

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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