I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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Asian NASCAR.

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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