Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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clamidia

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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