That's as gay as AIDS.

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9/11

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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your mom

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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11111

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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