YOLO

Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

Your mother is so fat.

what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...