- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

Animal

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

A horse walked into a barn...

A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

A black guy gets arrested...

Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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