- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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I like turtoes.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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