Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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Your eye color is very unique.

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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i have cancer

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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anti-joke teehee

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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