- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

Whats 9+10? 19

Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

what rhymes with sloth? rape

why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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