Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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I like turtoes.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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Hi Adam,

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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