When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Animal

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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girls basketball

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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