A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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i like pie

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Womens rights

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