Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

thumbs up!

What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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