Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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minorities

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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2+2= 478

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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i like pie

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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