A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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i like pie

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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what happens when you wake up inception

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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