Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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Your eye color is very unique.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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Your mother is so fat.

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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