What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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LOL -LOL GUY

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YOLO

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Hi Adam,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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Politics.

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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