What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Politics.

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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