Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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Your mother is so fat.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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what happens when you wake up inception

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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