- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

Politics.

You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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