A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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The economy.

A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

Womens rights

Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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