Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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anti-joke teehee

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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