What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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YOLO

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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Your eye color is very unique.

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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Animal

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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