Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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knock knock. no one's home..

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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