What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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