i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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BUT HWY?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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The Bible

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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YOLO

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Hi Adam,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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