Womens rights

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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One day a girl comes home crying to her father. Father, Father! She says, a boy i met touched my shoulder! Like this? Her father says and touches her shoulder. Yes just like that, a bad part was that he kissed me on my lips! Like this? her father says and kisses her on the lips. Yes just like that but the WORST thing was he stuck his you know what into my you know where. Like this? Her father says as he sticks his you know what into her you know where. Yes just like that father but he had AIDS! ......( Awkward silence)..... oh shit.

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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You're on fire.

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equality for women

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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pussy enough said

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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