In Soviet Russia its very cold

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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