Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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Animal

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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Itookasipasoda

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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girls basketball

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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A black guy gets arrested...

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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