- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

A Woman out of the kitchen

What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

Religion

Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

So - this baby seal walked into a club.

What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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