- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

Whats 9 + 10 19

What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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