- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

Whats green and tasty? Snot

Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

Why did the baby die? It got shot.

( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

Your eye color is very unique.

When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

A black guy gets arrested...

What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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