LOL -LOL GUY

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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I like turtoes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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Politics.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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