Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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Your eye color is very unique.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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girls basketball

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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