- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

Nice legs....What time do they open?

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A black guy gets arrested...

Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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