When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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A black guy gets arrested...

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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YOLO

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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