Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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knock knock. no one's home..

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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Womens rights

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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YOLO

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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