- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

Yo Mamma

you know what they say... hydrate or die

Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

Womens rights

A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

YOLO

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

What's better than group sex? Gang rape

Whats green and tasty? Snot

How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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