Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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Your mother is so fat.

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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