where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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knock knock. no one's home..

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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Womens rights

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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