Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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