Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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minorities

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equality for women

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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2+2= 478

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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