Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

thumb_up thumb_down +39

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

thumb_up thumb_down +35

A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

i like pie

thumb_up thumb_down +15

I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What's worse then Obama? Nothing

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops