- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

Hello, nice to meet you.

What's better than group sex? Gang rape

( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

Your eye color is very unique.

What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

The economy.

I'm funny.

A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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