What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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