In Soviet Russia its very cold

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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minorities

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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i like pie

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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