Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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Womens rights

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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Your eye color is very unique.

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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