What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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Three men are on a plane*. (*Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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