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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

A black guy gets arrested...

A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

What's bad for your teeth? A brick

What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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