Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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