- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What's worse then Obama? Nothing

Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Libraries.

Hello, nice to meet you.

Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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