- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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