Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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your mom

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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Women's rights.

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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i like pie

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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