- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

A horse walked into a barn...

why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

Womens rights

What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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