Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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9/11

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I like turtoes.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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