Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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2+2= 478

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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