Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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Womens rights

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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Hi Adam,

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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