- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

Womens rights

Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

YOLO

Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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