I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Nice legs....What time do they open?

whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

minorities

Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

2+2= 478

Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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