Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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equality for women

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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2+2= 478

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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i like pie

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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