What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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Hi Adam,

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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