What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Women's rights.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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2+2= 478

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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i like pie

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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