2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

9/11

thumb_up thumb_down -33

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

thumb_up thumb_down -45

Whats 9 + 10 19

thumb_up thumb_down -49

What's better than group sex? Gang rape

thumb_up thumb_down -61

whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

thumb_up thumb_down -99

What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

thumb_up thumb_down +98

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

thumb_up thumb_down +54

Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

thumb_up thumb_down +54

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

thumb_up thumb_down +52

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

thumb_up thumb_down +46

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

thumb_up thumb_down +40

Rebecca Black's new album.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops