Your mother is so fat.

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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i like pie

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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Womens rights

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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Hi Adam,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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Politics.

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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Anti Joke

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