A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Libraries.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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