Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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YOLO

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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Politics.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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