- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

A fairly-priced Apple computer.

three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

you know what they say... hydrate or die

Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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