Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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Hi

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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