Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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You.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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