Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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A man walks around a bar.

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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