What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Obama 2012

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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I like turtoes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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