A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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Jesus wept.

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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thumbs up!

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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Arrow to the Knee

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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