Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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I like turtoes.

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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