extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Jesus wept.

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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