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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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