Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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a duck walks into a bar, sits down and asks for grapes. the bartender says, "no, we don't serve grapes." so the duck leaves. the next day the duck goes back to the bar, takes a seat. "got any grapes?" the bartender says, "i already told you we don't serve grapes here. if you come in here and ask for grapes one more time, i'm going to staple your beak to the wall!" the duck leaves. the next day, the duck returns, sits at the bar and asks, "got any staples?" the bartender replies, "no, but there's an Office Max next door where you might find some."

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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Libraries.

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Anti Joke

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