What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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anti-joke teehee

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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LOL -LOL GUY

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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Anti Joke

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