Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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Asian NASCAR.

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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Arrow to the Knee

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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