why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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