- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

What's the difference between a duck?

Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

You might be redneck if you are... Indian

Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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