what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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What's the difference between a duck?

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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Miami Heat.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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