A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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LOL -LOL GUY

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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Libraries.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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