- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

Jesus wept.

A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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