Arrow to the Knee

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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clamidia

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What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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123457

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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