why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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