What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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