what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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a duck walks into a bar, sits down and asks for grapes. the bartender says, "no, we don't serve grapes." so the duck leaves. the next day the duck goes back to the bar, takes a seat. "got any grapes?" the bartender says, "i already told you we don't serve grapes here. if you come in here and ask for grapes one more time, i'm going to staple your beak to the wall!" the duck leaves. the next day, the duck returns, sits at the bar and asks, "got any staples?" the bartender replies, "no, but there's an Office Max next door where you might find some."

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BUT HWY?

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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who farted i did :]

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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