why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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