what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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66

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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