What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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Christians

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The NBA lockout

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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