why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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who farted i did :]

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*Random individual accidentally throws a ball toward another person's head while chilling out with friends* *The ball comes into contact with the victim's cranium- causing him much pain, but not serious detriment.* Q: Are you feeling okay? A: No, I'm dizzy and am currently in very bad shape Response after initial inquiry was articulated: "Uhmmmm...Sorry?" Lesson of significance to be learned from this tragic incident: One's developed, habitual reactions to certain occasions/events of particular interest are virtually always practically impossible to completely override with the means of logic when one is experiencing the relevant occurances him/herself personally. One usually finds it inordanitely difficult to free him/herself from one's regular routines.

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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The NBA lockout

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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