- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat...

All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

Gale swallows.

What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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