What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Christians

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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