The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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Your momma's so fat...

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Anti Joke

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