Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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Animal

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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