Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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Asian NASCAR.

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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