Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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who farted i did :]

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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