A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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The NBA lockout

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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BUT HWY?

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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