- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

Animal

equality for women

Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

The NBA lockout

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

Knock Knock! Come in.

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

What's the number one killer in America? Death.

Miami Heat.

What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

I went to the store and I fell

1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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