What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

thumb_up thumb_down -12

what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

who farted i did :]

thumb_up thumb_down -22

what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

thumb_up thumb_down -24

If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

*Random individual accidentally throws a ball toward another person's head while chilling out with friends* *The ball comes into contact with the victim's cranium- causing him much pain, but not serious detriment.* Q: Are you feeling okay? A: No, I'm dizzy and am currently in very bad shape Response after initial inquiry was articulated: "Uhmmmm...Sorry?" Lesson of significance to be learned from this tragic incident: One's developed, habitual reactions to certain occasions/events of particular interest are virtually always practically impossible to completely override with the means of logic when one is experiencing the relevant occurances him/herself personally. One usually finds it inordanitely difficult to free him/herself from one's regular routines.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

thumb_up thumb_down -46

What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

thumb_up thumb_down -122

Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

thumb_up thumb_down +73

what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

thumb_up thumb_down +69

Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

thumb_up thumb_down +55

Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Arrow to the Knee

thumb_up thumb_down +35

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

thumb_up thumb_down +29

This comment is anti to jokes.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

thumb_up thumb_down +23

A baby seal walks into a club.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

BUT HWY?

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops