A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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