Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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The NBA lockout

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The economy.

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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Jesus wept.

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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