Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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thumbs up!

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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666

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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