a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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