Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

thumb_up thumb_down -22

If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

thumb_up thumb_down -46

What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

thumb_up thumb_down -64

How Long is a Chinese name.

thumb_up thumb_down +97

What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

thumb_up thumb_down +55

Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

thumb_up thumb_down +31

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

thumb_up thumb_down +11

your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

thumb_up thumb_down +7

why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

thumb_up thumb_down -1

How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

thumb_up thumb_down -13

whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

thumb_up thumb_down -25

A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

thumb_up thumb_down -45

Whats green and tasty? Snot

thumb_up thumb_down -65

What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

thumb_up thumb_down +142

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops