God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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Miami Heat.

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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