How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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