A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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The NBA lockout

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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