What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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clamidia

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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equality for women

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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girls basketball

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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