Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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