What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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who farted i did :]

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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Itookasipasoda

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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