Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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