- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

Hey guess what? Nevermind.

Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

What's funnier than 24? 25.

What color is a banana? yellow.

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