What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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The NBA lockout

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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