The NBA lockout

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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