What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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LOL -LOL GUY

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acuna

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my names jim haha

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hi

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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